Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
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