just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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