its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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