When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
