Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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