Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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