I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Randomize
