I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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