She is in my trunk
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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