u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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