If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
vagina is talking i cant
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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