so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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