"it" just moved
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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