Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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