They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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