she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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