): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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