Do you still have your period?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
COCAINE IS GR8
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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