Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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