My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
So much Jack, so little girl.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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