he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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