DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
