Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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