so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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