Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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