At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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