so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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