The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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