NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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