"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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