i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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