Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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