Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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