I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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