I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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