Don't you send me to vm
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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