We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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