I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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