How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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