It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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