hell yes lets make some ravioli
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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