He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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