My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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