I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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