i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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