Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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