Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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