I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I need to calm my uterus...
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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