Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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