just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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